Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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