I seem to have left my pride at pride
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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