i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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