Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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