She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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