Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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