no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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