would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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