there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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