Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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