its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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