that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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