Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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