they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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