Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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