i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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