Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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