Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Apparently you make a good broom.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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