I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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