Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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