Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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