also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
He kissed a someone with a penis
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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