im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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