you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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