Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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