He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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