3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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