party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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