How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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