what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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