have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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