no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
what is it with giant penises always finding me
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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