Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
