glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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