Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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