But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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