it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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