I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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