i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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