TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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