Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
