Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
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