Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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