Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Randomize
