i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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