It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Boobs are out for the taking
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
