ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
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