ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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