new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
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I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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