is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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