Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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