I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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