i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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